- Maryland Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck in Chimney: ‘He Was Not Authorized to Be There'
My greatest fear from Gremlins come true
People need to learn chimneys aren't a straight shot. There is a shelf and a closed flap (the damper) when the fire is out. You shall not pass.ID: hrv6d66
But Santa...ID: hrv6zep
Santa is magic
Not many people are authorized to be in chimneys, I imagine..ID: hrv10nk
It's a four year accreditation I believe.ID: hrwx1vo
Four years! But by then the boy will be too big to climb inside.
Geez, now I gotta go hire a toddler to train up.ID: hrwg3wa
Only Santa, I think.ID: hrwp1lw
have you met the damn elf who sits on a shelf... used to be just Santa but now he's outsourcing naughty list monitoring to a third party...ID: hrwofzd
I only let my closest friends into mine.
So the guy isn't Santa?
he heard moaning inside a wall
Seldom a harbinger of pleasant events.
I wonder if a law soot is coming down the pipe now...ID: hrur1x2
Had to read that pun twice, the first time it flue right over my head.ID: hruu0of
I don't want to put a damper on this thread but...ID: hrweom6
My dad would like a word with you over jokes
Tell me more about this Chimney Creeper Authorization.
"You can't park there mate!" "I know. I'm on the phone with the police."
Damn illegal chimmigrants! Taking up space in my chimney. Why don't they go back from where they came from and find their own chimneys.
The chimney sweeper Mary Poppins left behind.
Has he been there since last Christmas?
Photos show a big mess left in the home, which is owned by Holy Cross Hospital, including a large hole in the wall and debris piled around a fireplace. Another photo showed a pile of bricks and rubble outside, on top of snow.
So the dude literally deconstructed the fireplace, and the wall leading inside from it? That's what I'm gathering, which is a HELL of a lot of work compared to just busting a window, and seeing if police show up.ID: hrvhsqm
It was probably deconstructed by the rescuers trying to save his dumb ass.ID: hrvhzwr
Ah, shit, didn't think of that. Still, the fuck you crawling down a fireplace instead of a window? I really expected it to be well known that fireplaces aren't the straight-shots they used to be, with other safety/weathering stuff.
A Santa caper gone wrong?
R2D2 in his new yellow livery photo bombing the left pic.
Zwarte Piet, widewiedewiet
scene from goblet of fire IRL