- 80 Ostriches escape and race through streets of Chongzuo, China
“There’s too many ostriches, why are there so many ostriches?”ID: hs3gkri
I am tired of these MotherFluffing Ostriches on this motherfluffing Sub!ID: hs3grxv
This is a terrible vacation!ID: hs4l7yc
I feel only slightly racist for picturing a tiny Chinese man trying to eat a bbq ostrich leg.
The Ginger and Boots are following this post.ID: hs2w3xv
I guess you do need more that 2 guys…ID: hs5624x
Allegedlys, these are sick ostriches.
Begun have the Ostrich wars.ID: hs23gxq
That's a bit of ostrich...ID: hs2bqlf
Call in the Aussies, it’s the closest we will get to round 2 of the emu warsID: hs2e6y8
Why? You think you can win this time?ID: hs2pqwl
The historical term is GEWIIID: hs2fqo1
*Begun, the Ostrich Wars haveID: hs2dsdq
Bet the Emus are a little bit proud.. or jealous? I'm not too sure which one would be better lolID: hs2timz
They are waiting till both side are diminished, then they will strike. They are truly mean, sneaky, bastards mate! Stay vigilant!ID: hs3xn3k
So this is how the game Joust began...
That video was the best thing I've seen in a long while. More escaped ostriches running through the streets, please!
why do i hear chocobo racing music?
That is hilarious. In context I mean, I hope the animals don’t get hurt and are safely returned.
This is the kind of content I signed up for!
Those aren’t ostriches.. they’re Chocobos. Money on 1&8
I am the Chief of Police in Chongzuo and I told my SWAT team to free the HOSTAGES.
You can't get good staff these days.
Call Africa. We’re going to need some backup.
Whoo Hoo! You go birds!
Me and my wife got invited to our first rodeo this summer. They started with the calf roping. They would let the calf go, the rider would ride out and pounce on it. So a few of the calf's were escaping and me and my wife would cheer. On cowboy scowled at us disapprovingly and I said "We are team baby cow!" So Go Team Ostrich!ID: hs3fis5
Such a wholesome story, much love.
I would like to believe that casinos in Macao were able to quickly take odds on the races.
“That’s the real victory right there.” - Rose, The Last Jedi
I’d like to see this as the new version of running with the bulls.
Well, that’s something you don’t see everyday I guess.
r/BirdsArentReal is gonna have a field day with this one
Any luck catchin them ostriches?ID: hs3p491
Kevin stuck his head in a garbage can, rendering him invisible.
Covid 21. Electric Bugaloo
They must be caged and reeducated. No one is allowed to "run free" in China.ID: hs25feu[removed]ID: hs27uci
At least it is Free Range Ostrich, albeit temporary.ID: hs294zi
Ostrich is actually a lot like very lean beef. There was a brief fad in the late 90s in the US, and ostrich burgers were frankly quite good if cooked right.ID: hs2gvjp
I mean, I've had ostrich. It's pretty good which shouldn't be too surprising?ID: hs40ziq
Thank you for doing the work.
Knowing the CCP that's a 20 year jail sentence
You know what the Ork would say?
Uh uh, they’re flocking this way……
Ho hum. Just another day in china
A little bird "re-education" seems necessary. Someone needs to teach those bastards to fly.ID: hs25bdo
They got bird brains, they’re too stupid to fly.
Next: Condor’s Great Escape! Team 7’s First Rank S Mission
When I saw the title I thought "please god let there be a video" was not disappointed.
This happened in one of my DnD games once.
Rimworld but in real life.
80?! That’s a bit of os-stretch!
GeForce RTX 3080 on an Atari 2600, playing Joust.
FF7 Chocobo Racing anyone?
There was a point in history where humans lost a war to large flightless birds. Don’t let it happen again.
Where's Wiley Coyote when you need him?
The great china bird flew of 2022.
I heard they were running from The Ginger and Boots…Allegedly….
Finally. I was wondering how the next COVID strain would get started.
Man are they going to be in trouble when the Chongzuo Police catch them for breaking COVID protocol.
What do you want to bet on street vendors running a special on crispy ostrich?ID: hs51rto
Does China have aaround for the American Tourists?