80 Ostriches escape and race through streets of Chongzuo, China

1 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 11:41:39ID: s0i5n7
80 Ostriches escape and race through streets of Chongzuo, China
5 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 13:48:58ID: hs28hc8

“There’s too many ostriches, why are there so many ostriches?”

ID: hs3gkri

I am tired of these MotherFluffing Ostriches on this motherfluffing Sub!

ID: hs3grxv

This is a terrible vacation!

ID: hs4l7yc

I feel only slightly racist for picturing a tiny Chinese man trying to eat a bbq ostrich leg.

6 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 15:53:47ID: hs2qh7g

The Ginger and Boots are following this post.

ID: hs2w3xv

I guess you do need more that 2 guys…

ID: hs5624x

Allegedlys, these are sick ostriches.

8 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 11:51:35ID: hs1vquk

Begun have the Ostrich wars.

ID: hs23gxq

That's a bit of ostrich...

ID: hs2bqlf

Call in the Aussies, it’s the closest we will get to round 2 of the emu wars

ID: hs2e6y8

Why? You think you can win this time?

ID: hs2pqwl

The historical term is GEWII

ID: hs2fqo1

*Begun, the Ostrich Wars have

ID: hs2dsdq

Bet the Emus are a little bit proud.. or jealous? I'm not too sure which one would be better lol

ID: hs2timz

They are waiting till both side are diminished, then they will strike. They are truly mean, sneaky, bastards mate! Stay vigilant!

ID: hs3xn3k

So this is how the game Joust began...

10 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 15:18:26ID: hs2l1oy

That video was the best thing I've seen in a long while. More escaped ostriches running through the streets, please!

13 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 18:06:50ID: hs3ce64

why do i hear chocobo racing music?

14 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 19:19:44ID: hs3ohhm

That is hilarious. In context I mean, I hope the animals don’t get hurt and are safely returned.

15 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 16:26:12ID: hs2vq6k

This is the kind of content I signed up for!

16 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 18:22:15ID: hs3ey2y

Those aren’t ostriches.. they’re Chocobos. Money on 1&8

17 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 19:29:48ID: hs3q6bk

I am the Chief of Police in Chongzuo and I told my SWAT team to free the HOSTAGES.

You can't get good staff these days.

19 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 17:13:58ID: hs33mfu

Call Africa. We’re going to need some backup.

21 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 16:08:56ID: hs2swhv

Whoo Hoo! You go birds!

Me and my wife got invited to our first rodeo this summer. They started with the calf roping. They would let the calf go, the rider would ride out and pounce on it. So a few of the calf's were escaping and me and my wife would cheer. On cowboy scowled at us disapprovingly and I said "We are team baby cow!" So Go Team Ostrich!

ID: hs3fis5

Such a wholesome story, much love.

23 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 16:57:45ID: hs30xpb

I would like to believe that casinos in Macao were able to quickly take odds on the races.

24 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 16:58:07ID: hs30zwy

“That’s the real victory right there.” - Rose, The Last Jedi

25 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 17:22:51ID: hs353qk

I’d like to see this as the new version of running with the bulls.

26 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 22:36:59ID: hs4kfge

Well, that’s something you don’t see everyday I guess.

27 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 00:20:54ID: hs4zfct

r/BirdsArentReal is gonna have a field day with this one

28 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 16:04:35ID: hs2s7gi

Any luck catchin them ostriches?

ID: hs3p491

Kevin stuck his head in a garbage can, rendering him invisible.

30 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 21:14:07ID: hs4764r

Covid 21. Electric Bugaloo

31 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 13:08:16ID: hs23lop
33 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 12:12:35ID: hs1xrac

They must be caged and reeducated. No one is allowed to "run free" in China.

ID: hs25feu
ID: hs27uci

At least it is Free Range Ostrich, albeit temporary.

ID: hs294zi

Ostrich is actually a lot like very lean beef. There was a brief fad in the late 90s in the US, and ostrich burgers were frankly quite good if cooked right.

ID: hs2gvjp

I mean, I've had ostrich. It's pretty good which shouldn't be too surprising?

ID: hs40ziq

Thank you for doing the work.

34 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 12:04:30ID: hs1wyvo

Knowing the CCP that's a 20 year jail sentence

35 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 14:15:37ID: hs2bz7h

You know what the Ork would say?

37 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 18:32:37ID: hs3gnsy

Uh uh, they’re flocking this way……

39 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 12:56:36ID: hs22apj

Ho hum. Just another day in china

40 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 13:00:59ID: hs22s9b

A little bird "re-education" seems necessary. Someone needs to teach those bastards to fly.

ID: hs25bdo

They got bird brains, they’re too stupid to fly.

42 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 16:52:31ID: hs302i5

Next: Condor’s Great Escape! Team 7’s First Rank S Mission

43 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 17:51:52ID: hs39wbc

When I saw the title I thought "please god let there be a video" was not disappointed.

44 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 17:59:59ID: hs3b9kh

This happened in one of my DnD games once.

45 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 18:18:43ID: hs3ed95

Rimworld but in real life.

47 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 20:06:16ID: hs3w42u

80?! That’s a bit of os-stretch!

48 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 22:51:09ID: hs4ml59

GeForce RTX 3080 on an Atari 2600, playing Joust.

49 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 00:02:40ID: hs4wv05

FF7 Chocobo Racing anyone?

50 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 00:06:33ID: hs4xeoh

There was a point in history where humans lost a war to large flightless birds. Don’t let it happen again.

51 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 00:26:43ID: hs509dl

Where's Wiley Coyote when you need him?

52 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 00:39:00ID: hs5214o

The great china bird flew of 2022.

53 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 00:42:46ID: hs52kti

I heard they were running from The Ginger and Boots…Allegedly….

55 :Anonymous2022/01/11(Tue) 02:19:35ID: hs5gqzl

Finally. I was wondering how the next COVID strain would get started.

57 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 15:06:50ID: hs2jbtb

Man are they going to be in trouble when the Chongzuo Police catch them for breaking COVID protocol.

58 :Anonymous2022/01/10(Mon) 17:31:01ID: hs36fwt

What do you want to bet on street vendors running a special on crispy ostrich?

ID: hs51rto

Does China have a

around for the American Tourists?