Customers are furious after energy supplier tells customers to cuddle pets to keep warm

1 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:16:49ID: s35t6z
Customers are furious after energy supplier tells customers to cuddle pets to keep warm
2 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:23:51ID: hsinva3

SSE, which is owned by OVO Energy

And all of a sudden it all makes sense

ID: hskevlw

I can’t be googling atm, who is OVO?

5 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:42:36ID: hsiqx1u

Porcupines don't feel as good as they look

ID: hsjkdtz

Id say they probably feel exactly like they look...

ID: hsiw30k

But they look so fluffy in all the pictures!

ID: hsl98ox

instructions unclear...

ID: hsl9szq

Schopenhauer had an opinion exactly about them

6 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 21:49:59ID: hsjktn7

In Germany we say "have yourself some warm thoughts" in such cases, same level of (un)helpful.

ID: hsjsxdc

In Eastern Europe we take out stronger vodka and put on abibas tracksuit with more stripes

ID: hsjm8tr

Wait now Althouse, if you think thoughts that get you absolutely pissed off, then you will become warm.

7 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 21:50:54ID: hsjkz56

I don't think my tarantula is generating a lot of heat.... and she's kinda itchy...

ID: hsjn2r5

You have to get her closer to your core.

that living horror.

8 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 20:28:58ID: hsj8247

Poison Ivy is great for insulation. The itching causes friction which causes heat. Perfect to keep warm. The spider hatchlings cause me to run like a manic across the house. All these things keep me warm.

ID: hsjlbxl

Burning everything you just said to the ground will resolve your heating issue, at least temporarily!

ID: hsjt09y

I hear "hot flashes (flushes?) generate a lot of heat. Invite your Nan over!

9 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 23:57:55ID: hsk4j9f

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it, and I'm honored to do my part.

  • My extremely needy lab
10 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 22:00:18ID: hsjmhtn

Ill bet all the execs have a warm home, though. We can always take theirs.

11 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 03:06:18ID: hskuvn2

When I was a boy we talked about how cold it was by how many dogs you would need to cuddle with to keep warm at night.

A three dog night was a cold one.

12 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:22:49ID: hsinp55

Time to move out of the city and get a wood stove and give yourself a fighting chance in case it never comes back on because shit will go downhill fast in urban areas if that were to ever happen.

ID: hsjnt8m

Well Britain doesn't really have much forests left. If anything they'd use peat bog, which is probably worse.

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13 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 23:42:29ID: hsk29k9

I mean that’s better than being cold by yourself

15 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 20:26:41ID: hsj7olv

My king cobra loves me.

16 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 02:53:19ID: hskt4pr

Didn’t know london was suffering from a three dog night.

17 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 03:03:38ID: hskuioj

Huddle for warmth!

18 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 21:02:53ID: hsjdceh

it's Britain, but may as well be anywhere that industry has more power than goverment or consumers.

Honestly motivates me to get the hell off of the grid. Even if that's a propane powered generator.

ID: hskh7jt

I don't think that the energy sector has more power - Ofgem is quite strict with regulation, reprimanding and handing out fines etc

It's mostly the energy crisis going on in the UK (and quite a bit of Europe for that matter), increasing electricity costs and shutting down many of the smaller suppliers. That has had a knock-on effect where customers have been assigned by Ofgem to other suppliers, increasing load on their capacity to generate enough energy, while simultaneously decreasing market competition drastically

ID: hskkzl1

Its good advice for any time where cold weather and a power outage coincide. Or just when you're not able to access a source of heat for any reason. However I'm not aware of any weather that will present such a situation in the near future.

19 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 02:28:54ID: hskps3e

Instructional video follows

20 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 03:33:30ID: hskyg5k

The number of coverings I use is determined by how many cats decided to sleep with me and where they're sleeping (on top of the blanket / under the blanket and next to me / on top of me). Because those 101 degree fur covered heating pads can really supply a lot of heat.

21 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 04:03:12ID: hsl29t5

It's a 2 dog kinda night

22 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 06:16:43ID: hslhblc

My cat loves the plan. I suspect he suggested it to them.

23 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 06:44:38ID: hsljz2e

Anyone who is furious and financially able should invest in solar

25 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 19:36:02ID: hsizgdq


ID: hsj2pxt

You should know that the post links to an article.

ID: hsldmzn

The British territory of Texas. /s

Article states Britain.