Prince Andrew loses military titles and patronages

1 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 17:21:44ID: s34j8j
Prince Andrew loses military titles and patronages
2 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:26:56ID: hsioda5

The Roaring 20s are starting to get even more interesting

ID: hsjcjox

This decade is gonna be fucking wild

ID: hsjya6m

He’s a dirty cunt and he deserves everything coming his way

ID: hsjeh3d

The destructive 20’s

ID: hskkqnn

Ha I remember new years eve going into 2020 I was really hyped and excited. I turned 26 and said to myself at midnight “ the 20teens sucked! The Roaring 20’s are gonna be my year!” Shortly after a global pandemic hit. Things just kept getting worse for me from there

ID: hsk5ihw

Roaring lmfao more like the receeding

ID: hsn921r

More like the roasting 20s...

3 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:36:18ID: hsipwcf

The writers room of The Crown taking down notes for when they finally reach the current era.

ID: hsisil2

An entire episode dedicated to how Prince Andrew lost and regained his ability to sweat.

ID: hsj31uz

Is that what the crown is doing? So there will be a season on Prince Harry and Meghan Marlee?

ID: hskzdag

You give The Crown more credit than it’s earned. It only started portraying them just slightly negatively a few episodes this past season.

4 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 17:43:43ID: hsih9r8

It seems that the Palace is conceding he is guilty and will need to settle with the plaintiff. What a shocker.

ID: hsihnyf

More like they’ve realized that he isn’t going to be able to settle this, and he’s going to have to testify in NYC. They know he can’t manage that to save his life, and will bring further issues, so I would assume some people took QEII aside and told her that it’s the monarchy, or this one asshole son.

And she picked the monarchy.

ID: hsl1tud

He’s going to have to learn how to do things for himself like a pleb. Haaaa. I love it.

ID: hsozpx7

He’s been publicly known as Randy Andy in Britain for decades. The Palace is only finally recognising his behaviour because it has no other choice if it wants to try to protect itself as a pointless institution.

5 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 20:57:53ID: hsjco7a

The rapist formerly known as Prince.

6 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:25:30ID: hsio50x

I wonder what she got him for Christmas? Toilet wine kit?

ID: hsiskcb

Butt plug. Stretch it out now

ID: hsj15wm

More medals...

7 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:37:07ID: hsiq104

Fuck taking away his stupid little titles, Can we just lock him up please?

ID: hsj35ex

He’s got a case pending. You obviously do this first when you know the fuck is guilty. I’m sure his mother told him from day one that this is exactly what she was going to do if this stuff got out.

ID: hsityfi

This is a precursor to those sorts of actions.

ID: hsjjvmt

Prison goes before verdict where you live?

ID: hskfwjz

I doubt he will see the inside of a jail. Ever.

ID: hsj5iew

Hes on trial tho.

ID: hsivt9e

Yeah fuck trials. So dumb.

ID: hsiu3m8

The second estate does not concern itself with the judgements of the third.

UK should be considered a 3rd world country.

8 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:35:03ID: hsipoz1

Bill Clinton and Donald Trump should probably be next but won't be.

ID: hsiqi08

Good point. They take a prince from somewhere else but here in the U.S it's all good?

ID: hsiu4h3

Also Bill Richardson and Dersowitz...still they're our horrible despicable no good very entitled exploiters of women so...quick rally round and protect them!

ID: hsiqvxz

They don’t have any military titles or patronages, though.

ID: hsj10sy

They're charging Trump with actual felonies, or getting ready to. Unsure on Clinton's involvement.

ID: hsklrp6

And Bill Gates. But he’s too important what with pushing the vaccines

ID: hslvehs

Except no one has accused Bill Clinton as of yet. Donald Trump is another story.

ID: hskexzh

I don’t know if the British monarch has any say on that.. unless we finally lost The American Revolutionary War and no body told me.

9 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:41:33ID: hsiqqv9

What a dumbass! Born to a privileged position and given one of the most prestigious title in the British peerage and he does this kind of shit that clearly is now coming roost. Mind you he was actually from what reports say the favored son, yes even Charles who’s going to be king.. Going on television and making fantastical claims that he doesn’t sweat! You guys realize if that was the case he wouldn’t be running around like that? Not being able to sweat is for humans deadly.. GTFO with that bullshit..

ID: hsiun6c

If his sweat glands weren't working chances are it's a skin cell condition which would also mean he would also have no hair, fingernails, or toenails.

ID: hskly4i

He thought he was untouchable. Flew too close to the sun

ID: hsn7xvu

I do also think he’s a dumbass and a liar, but Anhidrosis is a real condition that people can live with.

ID: hsj3eyy

Wouldn’t that mean he’s a lizard man

ID: hsj84j6

You might be a dumbass yourself. Not being able to sweat wouldn’t kill you. If you workout like crazy you’ll eventually stop sweating to a degreee as well.

10 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:42:03ID: hsiqtqr

Maybe he left them in a Pizza Express?

11 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 21:34:23ID: hsji9ty

The Duke of York is going to trial in New York

12 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:38:11ID: hsiq7b2

Cool. Now do Clinton, Trump and Dershowitz next

ID: hsiufgo

now do Clinton, Trump and Dersowitz.

Yup... absolutely. I'm not holding my breath, are you holding your breath?

ID: hsisr7l

The queen has enough integrity to attempt to protect the monarchys reputation. Republicans and democrats unfortunately do not seem to give a fuck it will get buried by something else

ID: hslvhlk

No one has accused Clinton as of yet.

ID: hsj5uxm

Do Clinton. Don’t tell that Monica

14 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:24:55ID: hsio1n9

Good! Nonce that he is…

15 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:38:54ID: hsiqbel

Why is it on entertrainment?

17 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:30:03ID: hsiovqc

Interesting that it’s presented as "Prince Andrew loses titles" rather than "Prince Andrew surrenders titles". It sounds like something he was refusing to do.

ID: hsl13kk

I think you're right. I read he was hoping to come back so they had to head him off at the pass by stripping his titles, etc.

20 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 19:34:10ID: hsiz5od

Maybe he can start sweating again?

22 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 00:18:01ID: hsk7fo4

Oh wow! That’ll show him!!!!!!!!!!!

24 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:23:29ID: hsint7k

GOOD! . I wonder how it feels to be the most famous Nonce in the world. That’s some title to have achieved.

ID: hsirj1o

Jimmy Saville?

25 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:52:09ID: hsisgma

This was true entertainment, thanks OP for shining a bright light on my evening 🙂

29 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 22:22:55ID: hsjq2xp

I hope all of this makes people ask why they fund royalty at all.

30 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 00:47:38ID: hskbo2y

Meh. He’s probably not breaking a sweat over this.

33 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:29:08ID: hsioqbg

Is he still next in line for the throne? Was that stripped or how does that work?

Edit: I was thinking of the wrong prince. My bad

ID: hsip3qr

He isn’t next in line for the throne, he is 9th behind Charles, William and William’s kids. He’s the queen’s 3rd child, throne was never in the picture for him

ID: hsipr0m

He was never in line for the throne, his brother prince Charles is the queens eldest son therefore the heir. Hence the reason prince William, (Charles' son) is the next heir and William's son is an heir.

ID: hsip74i

Iirc he never was, pretty sure it goes Charles, then his eldest (William) and then Williams eldest

34 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 19:01:45ID: hsiu00k

Fuck this fake punishment. When’s he going to jail?

ID: hsjkfez

Jail? LOL


38 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 03:18:20ID: hskwgwm

Now only for a conviction, long jail time, and hopefully convince him to flip on all the rest of the rich criminals.

ID: hskwhs9

„˙slɐuıɯıɹɔ ɥɔıɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ llɐ uo dılɟ oʇ ɯıɥ ǝɔuıʌuoɔ ʎllnɟǝdoɥ puɐ 'ǝɯıʇ lıɐɾ ƃuol 'uoıʇɔıʌuoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ʎluo ʍoᴎ„

39 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:07:37ID: hsil7vr

While this is entertaining, I don't know how it fits on the entertainment sub

ID: hsilds9

It fits just right

ID: hsinkni

Well it doesn't affect anyone's life so it's hardly news or politics

ID: hsm787f

Because that’s really what the royals are - one big manufactured distraction. While the monarchy’s been around in the UK for ages, the construction of the royals as celebrities whose lives we are supposed to follow is relatively recent. It’s invented tradition at its most obnoxious

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40 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:42:20ID: hsiqvgq

Wow that'll show him.

41 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:44:17ID: hsir6nt

Finally acknowledged.

44 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:57:52ID: hsitdqa

Oh, ouch...I lost my titles and patronages...poor me. /S

45 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 19:03:17ID: hsiu8q7

Good, it’s about time!

46 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 19:20:40ID: hsix0l2

What a shameful man to come out of the queen’s existence.

ID: hsiyxm9

lol she's spent a lot of time and resources defending him.

Her Majesty's public relations matter much more than the accusations of some underage trollop, after all.

48 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 23:07:32ID: hsjx0pl

… and that fellow humans is about all he will loose because of it. This will be his big punishment. Once the story dies down and years have passed, they will reinstate his metals for the family historical preservation.

49 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 23:34:24ID: hsk12bt

And this is suppose to be a news… smh

50 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 23:48:25ID: hsk34uk
ID: hskp8wi

How is this divisive?

51 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 01:17:45ID: hskfvp9

If I were him, I wouldn’t start sweating right about now.

ID: hsmkyzh

The only way he would start sweating is if the United Kingdom extradited him to the USA or made their own case against him. All these cases and hearings and what not in American cities mean nothing as long as he lives outside of US jurisdiction. The American media is literally hyper focusing on somebody who is untouchable, ignoring all the other people who are within an American jurisdiction and can be punished.

53 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 06:01:19ID: hslfs4g

Now come on people..we all know how this will really end, either a heart attack, car wreck,plane crash, accidental electrocution

55 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 10:55:51ID: hsm49lv

I love this song!

58 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 17:57:29ID: hsnn79a

Took long enough, Jesus christ

59 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 18:54:41ID: hsnw1om

whats happening mummy?

60 :Anonymous2022/01/14(Fri) 19:56:33ID: hso5nod

Bet he’s sweating now

61 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:46:02ID: hsirh41

He should lose his freedom too.

62 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:52:17ID: hsishf1

They're railroading him so that the hard of thinking don't ask questions about the FBI losing Epsteins tapes and refusing to investigate the island visitors.

64 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 18:58:13ID: hsitfod

Glad they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving because dinner would have been awkward.

65 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 19:32:05ID: hsiytu7

So can we agree to drop the Prince title and add Titty-Tickler instead??

66 :Anonymous2022/01/13(Thu) 23:37:41ID: hsk1jtu

If found at fault at trial hopefully it will initiate a criminal prosecution. It’s time men (mainly) are investigated no matter how famous or privileged . No more cover ups!!